Ultrasound Tech (UT): "So, how are you feeling today?"
Me: "Good. But I'll be better when you tell me there's only one in there."
UT: (as she puts the ultrasound wand on my belly) "There's two. One, Two."
Me: "What? You're kidding. I was joking. You're joking too, right?"
UT: "You didn't know? You're having twins."
Me: "No! We didn't know! OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG! Are you serious?"
UT: "Yes, I'm serious. You're having two babies. You're going to have to control your breathing or you'll hyperventilate."
Me: (breathing in my nose and out of my mouth) "OMG."
Meanwhile, Wes has jumped out of his chair to see the screen more clearly. I looked at him, he looked at me. The moment was priceless.
1 comment:
Hilarious! I can so imagine you doing this!
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